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In response to [livejournal.com profile] okdeanna 's drabble prompt:

Crossover - Lucius/Spike/Buffy - Time honored tradition, smut please, set anywhere, any season of BTVS/AtSV or any HP book or post all books.

Deanna is an evil woman. *giggle snort* This was one DOOZY of a prompt/challenge. I guess it was only fair because I gave her a difficult one as well. In light of her prompt fic "Time Heals All Wounds... Or Does It?", I've posted this as the prelude to that fic. Whether she meant her drabble that way, I don't know... but it works!

Rating: NC17 or AO - I MEAN IT!

HEED THE WARNINGS!! This contains smut of varying degrees, but also some dubious/non-con, and threesome. If your innocent eyes don't want to bleed forever, kindly go elsewhere.

Do not flame me, because I will get downright nasty and flame you back. `Nuff said.

Beta'd by the lovely Mari, because I was writing so fast I knew I left something out.

Word count: 935 - damn, almost a one-shot! *got to cut back, man!*

Prelude )
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In response to [livejournal.com profile] maryperk73703 's drabble prompt:

How about Spike explaining The Tudors to Buffy?

I actually used the real-life Tudors for this, because let's face it... their history is `effed up!

Sorry I'm not taking these in order, I'm just writing what hits me at the moment! Please forgive! There are a couple I'll REALLY have to think on, so be patient!

Word count: 636 - over 500 but still a drabble.

Rated PG-13 for a bit of Spuffy naughtiness. No beta - sorry!

Educating The Queen )
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In response to the drabble prompt:

What if Spike and Buffy watched Harry Potter and began to discuss the Dramione ship? I may even make a wallpaper for that!

Oooo, now I can't wait to see what you come up with! *giggles*

Rated PG for a bad word or two. Also, some dialogue taken from season 7, "Beneath You." Joss owns it, I wish I did.

No beta - writing too fast and one is probably asleep at this point. Word count: 497 - WOO HOO! Did it again! *does happy dance*

Parallel )
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In response to her drabble request:
*bites lip, tries to resist and fails (yeah, I know, surprising, right?)* K, I'll play. Let's see, Dramione? Longish drabble. A what if kind of scenario probably? Your choice at all the rest.

So I took it literally. :D

Rated PG-13 for some suggestive stuff. 500 words exactly... WOOHOO! I did it!

Not beta'd, because hey... Mari IS one of my betas!

What If? )
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Okay, so very stolen from and tagged by [livejournal.com profile] edenskye

The first 10 people to comment in this post get to request a drabble of any pairing/character (from one of my fandoms). Also, any of my original fic is allowed - throw me a character or a situation you'd like to see gutted, a happy fuzzy, done a horoscope for... you know, that sorta thing. In return, those ten people have to post this challenge in their journals, regardless of their ability level.

First of all - I've never done a drabble, so this will be good for me, a challenge!

I love you all dearly, but I don't write slash. I don't mind reading it (within reason), but I can't write it, so don't ask. I do indulge in the dark stuff, so imagine away on that!

Fandoms to choose from: Harry Potter, BTVS, Torchwood, Forever Knight, Beauty and the Beast, Star Wars, Star Trek, LOTR, True Blood, The Tudors.

(looks at list and realizes just how much of a geek I am. *sighs*)

Indicate if you want a short (100 words) or a longish (500 words) drabble.

Have fun!

Oh, list of original fics are on my LJ.

Yes, this means you'll have to click on my name.

Yes, I'm a lazy shit for not putting them here.
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Summary: Set during OotP. Dolores Umbridge has just taken over the position of Headmistress at Hogwarts, planning to change everything, including the flagrant flirtatious behavior of the hormonal student body. But as she achieves her goal, even she doesn't realize the far-reaching consequences of her spell... or the effects it has of a most unpredicted nature.

Warnings: Spoilers for Order of the Phoenix

Rated: NC17 - They're hormonal teengagers... what do you think will happen, hmm?

Pairing: Draco and Hermione

This was the brainchild of [livejournal.com profile] imbloodyenglish after a night of reading several chapters of Wildcat's 'Out of Control'.  She gave me an idea, I went to visit her for a brainstorming session and POOF!  Here be the story!  Also, for the sake of the story, Umbridge already has the Slytherin locket.  (it is widely thought she had it during her reign at Hogwarts, so I'm going with that)

*JK ROWLING OWNS EVERYTHING... except my story, which is blessedly mine.  There shall be no suing of the poor, penniless writer just because I happen to lust- erm, I mean LIKE Draco.* 

Umbridge Is Foul )
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Running Madly )
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I've never done a fandom meme, at least, not that I remember. But I saw this one on [livejournal.com profile] totallygay81's profile and I really liked it! Just FYI, the fandoms I'm involved in/love are: Beauty and the Beast, Forever Knight, Harry Potter, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Tru Blood, Torchwood, Outlander, and The Tudors. (yeah, I know it's history, but so what?)

Name one of my fandoms, and I'll answer the following questions:

1. The first character I fell in love with:
2. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now:
3. The character everyone else loves that I don’t:
4. The character I love that everyone else hates:
5. The character I would shag anytime:
6. The character I'd want to be like:
7. The character I'd slap:
8. A pairing that I love:
9. A pairing that I despise:
10. Favorite character:
11. What are my five favorite things about the fandom.
12. What are my five least favorite things about the fandom.
13. Who are my five favorite characters.
14. Who are my five least favorite characters.
15. What are my five favorite pairings.
16. What are my five least favorite pairings.
17. Which character are you most like.
18. What is my deep, dark fandom secret.
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You Are a Black Panther
You see through people. You understand others' motives and plans.
You have a knack for predicting the future. You just know what people are going to do.

People are attracted to you. You are naturally able to influence other people's thoughts.
You have the charisma to be a beloved guru or dictator. It's all about how you handle it.

Tons of people on my Flist are doing this, so I couldn't resist! Yup, that's me. And I LOVE Black Panthers. *giggles*
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For those who read historical romance novels, I do hope you've read the Outlander Series by Diana Gabaldon. If not, why haven't you? Never heard of it? FOR SHAME! Run to your nearest Barnes and Noble or Borders and find a copy of the first book, 'Outlander', RIGHT NOW! Highly recommended! It's got time-travel, lusty Highland Scots, evil English Dragoons that look like Jason Isaacs, a bit of pervy slash (the captain of the Dragoons really has a hankering for the lead male character - must be the red hair), angst, leather-strop spanking (ouchie! Oooo do it again!), dislocated shoulders, witches, and general historical tidbits. AAAANND... OMG, the entire series has just been set to be made into movies. (IS SQUEEING ALL OVER THE PLACE!) Ahem. Anyways, until we see it on the big screen, there is a site full of fanart that I wanted to pimp, because some of it is AMAZING!

[livejournal.com profile] outlanderfanart

Visit, clicky, and sigh. Just FYI, it is a new community so be patient while it grows!

Icon Meme

Apr. 8th, 2009 05:44 pm
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Okay, I've never really done an icon meme - mostly because I'm an idiot and didn't know the code to insert them into the comments field. But since I was tagged by [livejournal.com profile] totallygay81, he showed me how to do it! YAY!

1. Reply to this post, and I will pick six of your icons.
2. Make a post (including the meme info) and talk about the icons I chose.
3. Other people can then comment to you and make their own posts.
4. This will create a never-ending cycle of icon glee.

Clickity Click )
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Okay, since LJ cut has been total wank to me this evening, I'm posting the AWESOME banner that [livejournal.com profile] buffy_the_vamp6 did for my fic, 'Last Dance', in a seperate entry. She did an absolutely beautiful job! She's a marvel folks! I'm also including the fic just under the pic in case you're interested.

Last Dance Banner )
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Title:Last Dance

Author: [profile] rivertempest

Rating: PG-13

Pairing(s)/Character(s): Buffy/Spike

Disclaimer:Joss owns everything, alas. If I did, I would've pulled Angel's spleen out through his throat. That's all. :D

Warnings: Harsh language, but come on, it's Spike!

Summary:Takes place during the episode Killed By Death. Heartily sick and tired of hearing Dru and Angelus shagging their brains out, Spike leaves the mansion in search of a bite to eat, only to end up at the hospital where Buffy is sick with the flu. Will he take advantage of the Slayer's weakness or will he find out the enemy of his enemy is his friend?

One-shot for the 80 prompts Challenge on [profile] spuffy_wonder community: Season 2: What if Spike visited Buffy in the hospital when she was hospitalized with the flu?

That's My Slayer )
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Gaked this from just about every person on my Flist.

Though Lovers Be Lost )
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I'm a complete klepto and stole this from [livejournal.com profile] edenskye and [livejournal.com profile] debris4spike

That quarter percent is buggin' me! )
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Okay, for those who care, I recently started writing for another fandom: Dramione. For those not familiar (gasps in shock) it's the OTC pairing of Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger from the Harry Potter verse. To me, it's like Spuffy... only younger... and with magic. *giggles* ALSO! I just received an awesome banner by the uber talented [livejournal.com profile] katekat1010 who is taking fanfics and making movie posters as banners. I think she did an excellent job and conveyed the tone of the piece perfectly!

Sonata )
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So I stole this from [livejournal.com profile] kudagirl who was a Guardian. We all need someone like her in our lives and I'm glad she's in mine! Guardian's keep us safe from the world, and sometimes, from ourselves. God bless ya, woman!

We Are The Champions, My Friends! )
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Recently, I went to the circus for the first time in my life... at 36. Yeah, that's right. I'd never been before. I don't feel especially deprived because of this, but it was wicked cool! The only part that I was uncomfortable with was the 'preforming bear' act. I'm very conscious of the fact that bears belong in the wild. Period. Maybe zoo's, but again, that would probably be the only exception. They're preditors and I wonder why people are shocked when a bear attack happens. Shall I note Sigfreid and Roy? My case exactly. The last time a circus was in town PETA boycotted it. The bears had deep grooves on their snouts and it made me cringe. *sigh*

BUT! Here's a pic of my lovely teenager (the cute one in the front), my brother - who looks like Larry the Cable Guy, and my sister-in-law (it was a crap camera and her shot is kinda dark) from that night!

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Totally gaked from [livejournal.com profile] edenskye  who got the same thing... YAY!  We're idiots!  *snickers*

Your result for The 3 Variable Funny Test...

the Idiot Savant


(43% dark, 69% spontaneous, 53% vulgar)


your humor style:

You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY SHIT'.

Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel

Take The 3 Variable Funny Test at HelloQuizzy


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You Are an Astrologer
You tend to be a fanciful, spiritual person with many interesting theories.
You are always trying to figure out how all the pieces of the world are connected.

You have a knack for predicting the future and reading people.
In modern times, you would make a good self help guru or a director of a non profit.
Shamelessly stolen from [livejournal.com profile] debris4spike !

YAY!!!!!!!!!  I already do this.  SWEET!  Now, if only I could avoid being burned at the stake as a witch back then, my life would be complete!
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